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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

When someone asks "Are you crazy?" Just answer "Yes" to end that conversation. Anonymous
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Did you know "DIET" stands for "Did I Eat That?" Anonymous
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How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. - Anonymous
How was the word "Wife" invented? They took the first two and last two letters of wildlife. Anonymous
Questions Wife Quotes
My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it. Anonymous
I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over. Anonymous
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Good morning self-isolation inmates! Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs? - Anonymous
Good morning self-isolation inmates! Anyone know how much vodka goes in scrambled eggs? Anonymous
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I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. - Anonymous
I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Anonymous
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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. Anonymous
Lazy Quotes Short Quotes
Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous
Exercise Quotes Sleep Quotes
Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist. Anonymous
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Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same! Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport. Anonymous
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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It's dead yarn now though. Anonymous
Life Quotes
Kids: How come the closet is completely full of toilet paper? Me: We're getting 3 cats, we have to pad all the walls in the house. Anonymous
Animals Cat Quotes
I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Anonymous
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