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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Today I told my daughter she's giving me a headache! She told me "For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer." Anonymous
I would cry but my makeup is too expensive. - Anonymous
I would cry but my makeup is too expensive. Anonymous
Short Quotes
When I say "Good night," I'm just sending you off to bed, I'm not going to sleep! Anonymous
Sleep Quotes
Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet. Anonymous
Love Quotes Money Quotes
I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I'm hungry again. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this," it usually smells nice. Anonymous
Life Quotes Man Quotes
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. Anonymous
Life Quotes
When I take a shower I'm: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. Anonymous
Life Quotes
A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Anonymous
Man Quotes Short Quotes
Happiness is a long walk, with a dog. Anonymous
Animals Dog Quotes Happy Quotes
A new kitten will turn your house upside down and at the same time make everything seem right. Anonymous
Animals Cat Quotes
I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being hungry. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries! Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes
Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous

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