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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I would cry but my makeup is too expensive. Anonymous

Short Quotes

There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

I can be social. Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back. Anonymous

Animals Cat Quotes Short Quotes

Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

True love isn't about what's on the outside, it's about what's on the inside.... the wallet. Anonymous

Love Quotes Money Quotes

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I'm hungry again. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this," it usually smells nice. Anonymous

Life Quotes Man Quotes

The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. Anonymous

Life Quotes

When I take a shower I'm: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. Anonymous

Life Quotes

A man's home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Anonymous

Man Quotes Short Quotes

When I say "Good night," I'm just sending you off to bed, I'm not going to sleep! Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It's called being hungry. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

From now I'm going on a strict diet.... Oh look, burger and fries! Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

Oh Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Mickey. Hey, Hey Mickey! Face it, you didn't read that, you sang it. Anonymous

When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer... Anonymous

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