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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds. Anonymous
Work Quotes
I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding." Anonymous
Moments Sleep Quotes
Parallel lines have got so much in common, it's a shame they'll never meet. Anonymous
Math Quotes Short Quotes
Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I'm single because I'm a superhero. Anonymous
Witty Quotes
I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on T.V. Anonymous
Eat Quotes Short Quotes TV Quotes
When I get to work, I always hide first... because a good worker is always hard to find. Anonymous
Work Quotes
Chocolate is the best investment, you buy a 7oz bar and you gain 2lbs. Anonymous
Short Quotes
My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
My kid asked me why a corn field is not full of popcorn after a lightning strike. I don't know either. Anonymous
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet. Anonymous
Life Quotes
There's a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunk down at the circus. - Anonymous
There's a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunk down at the circus. Anonymous
My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it's Sunday! Anonymous
Short Quotes
We're all brave in our own way. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there's the ring, and then you wake up. Anonymous
Marriage Quotes
I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Anonymous
Short Quotes

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