Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.
Anonymous
Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it's necessary.
Anonymous
I changed my alarm clock sound with an applause, it's the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.
Anonymous
Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.
Anonymous
I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like "just kidding."
Anonymous
Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I'm single because I'm a superhero.
Anonymous