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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Today I decided to do some manly work. I sat down on the couch and I'm watching TV. It's hard but it's necessary. Anonymous

Man Quotes Work Quotes

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me. Anonymous

I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and fun. Not the school. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes

The reward for doing really good work is more work. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

I'm trying to be awesome today, but I'm too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Anonymous

Witty Quotes

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can't fall asleep. Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous

Short Quotes

One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous

Eat Quotes

I'm done looking for good physical appearances, I'm now looking for someone beautiful on the inside. Have your x-rays ready. Anonymous

Love Quotes

I often wonder who Pete is, and why we do things for his sake. Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

Facebook: because time isn't going to pass on it's own. Anonymous

Facebook Short Quotes

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning. Anonymous

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