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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

There's a fine line between saying too much and saying too little. I walk that line like a drunk down at the circus. Anonymous

My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it's Sunday! Anonymous

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You know you're really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves. Anonymous

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life. Anonymous

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Yawning is the body's way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining. Anonymous

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I'll stop being so lazy when being so lazy stops being so awesome. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Short Quotes

When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and fun. Not the school. Anonymous

Friend Quotes Short Quotes

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind! Anonymous

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes

The reward for doing really good work is more work. Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

I'm trying to be awesome today, but I'm too exhausted from being so awesome yesterday. Anonymous

Witty Quotes

My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can't fall asleep. Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. Anonymous

Short Quotes

One day I'll do amazing things. Today I'll be satisfied if I don't spill food on my lap. Anonymous

Eat Quotes

I'm done looking for good physical appearances, I'm now looking for someone beautiful on the inside. Have your x-rays ready. Anonymous

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