Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.
Anonymous
People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.
Anonymous
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Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
Anonymous
I'm done looking for good physical appearances, I'm now looking for someone beautiful on the inside. Have your x-rays ready.
Anonymous
My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning!
Anonymous







