Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
I asked my boyfriend when is his birthday is, and he said March 1st. So I marched in a circle around the room, then asked again.
Anonymous
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.
Anonymous
I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.
Anonymous