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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

I'm done looking for good physical appearances, I'm now looking for someone beautiful on the inside. Have your x-rays ready. Anonymous
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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat. Anonymous
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Facebook: because time isn't going to pass on it's own. Anonymous
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I asked my boyfriend when is his birthday is, and he said March 1st. So I marched in a circle around the room, then asked again. Anonymous
What if one day Google stopped working and we couldn't Google what happened to Google? Anonymous
Internet
Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it. Anonymous
I lost my appetite for doing work. If you find it, you can keep it. Anonymous
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Unfortunately code brown doesn't mean someone brought chocolate. Anonymous
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The only warning I take seriously these days is when my cell phone battery is low. Anonymous
Phone
My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad! Anonymous
I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic. Anonymous
Here's to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. Anonymous
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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado. Anonymous
That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor. Anonymous
Moments
When someone touches my phone, I automatically turn into a ninja. Anonymous
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