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A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.

Let the world say you are crazy, then you are free to do what you want. Anonymous
Short Quotes World Quotes
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. Anonymous
Short Quotes World Quotes
The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat. Anonymous
Eat Quotes
Trees.. they're all bark and no bite. - Anonymous
Trees.. they're all bark and no bite. Anonymous
Funny Tree Quotes Short Quotes
When I see someone wearing a pink shirt I'm like, What are you hunting? Flamingos? Anonymous
Apparently "Spite" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?" Anonymous
Life Quotes Short Quotes
I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve. Anonymous
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My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. - Anonymous
My fake plants died because I didn't pretend to water them. Anonymous
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Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances. Anonymous
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My phone is like my lover, it's the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning! Anonymous
Love Quotes Phone
On February 2nd the palm tree checked, and it saw its shadow... six more weeks of sunshine. Anonymous
Funny Tree Quotes
Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane? Anonymous
Short Quotes
When you don't have a good signal on your phone and you go all Lion King on it. Anonymous
Phone Short Quotes
When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone! Anonymous
My workout is reading in bed until my arms hurt. Anonymous
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