Anonymous Funny Quotes
A list of funny quotes that are written by an author that is not known or anonymous. Although not known, these amusing phrases must've had an author, so if you think you know who wrote any of them, please let us know.
Me: For the first time in life, things seem to be getting better. :)
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
Life: LOL, give me a second! Anonymous
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
Anonymous
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Anonymous
How can you make sure you never miss your target? Shoot first, and whatever you hit, call it the target.
Anonymous
When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!
Anonymous
When people ask me what is more important, food or love, I don't answer because I'm eating.
Anonymous