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Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side. - Anonymous

Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Anonymous
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You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside. - Anonymous
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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. - Anonymous
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Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. - CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why does the bad piano player refuse to play when you offer him $100 to play? The neighbour already gave him $200 to stop playing. Anonymous
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. - Anonymous
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. Anonymous
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