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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.
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That moment when you spell a word so wrong, even auto-correct is like "I've got nothing man."
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That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.
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Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
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