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Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
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Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Benjamin Franklin
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
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I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
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Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
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