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Each year in the USA, 16 people are attacked by sharks and 6000 by goats . We don't need shark week, we need goat week.
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Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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