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Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
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Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
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Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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