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I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on T.V.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
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Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
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I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.
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Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them.
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If I had 10 cookies and you took half, do you know what you would have? That's right, a black eye and a broken hand.
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