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If one door closes and another door opens... your house is probably haunted.
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If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.
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To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.
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Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.
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You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
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If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
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The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with.
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Don't ask me anything, and I won't tell you any lies.
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You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
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