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Next week I'm going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
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Friends are chocolate chips in the cookie of life!
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
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There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate.
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Nine out of ten people love chocolate, and the 10th person is always lying.
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Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
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Pros and cons for making food: Pro: Food. Con: Making.
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I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
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Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
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Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake.
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