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Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms. - Anonymous

Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms.

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I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. - Anonymous
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. - Helen Rowland
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. - Anonymous
Newspaper Ad. For sale: Encyclopedia Britannica, complete set of 45 volumes. No longer needed due to getting married. My wife knows everything. $200 Or best offer. Anonymous
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. - Anonymous
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Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met.
Me and my wife lived happily for twenty years.... then we met. Anonymous
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
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Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
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