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Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake.
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New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
Skip more classes in school. Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Anonymous
There are more important things in life than Facebook and Twitter,.. like watching TV, and having a beer.
Anonymous
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Groucho Marx
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
Anonymous
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
Anonymous