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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

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Cleaning the house while your kids are still home is like shoveling.

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Stop destroying the Earth, it's where I keep all my stuff. - Anonymous

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I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous

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Common sense is so rare these days that it should be considered a superpower. Anonymous

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