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I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.

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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. Anonymous

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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days. Anonymous

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Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories. Anonymous

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous

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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous

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I eat cake because it's someone's birthday somewhere today. Anonymous

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$Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. - Anonymous$

Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous

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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous

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