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Of course I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.
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Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.
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I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
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The most fun things in life are either immoral, illegal or they make you fat.
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I didn't mean to gain weight, it just happened by snackcident.
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My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight.
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I lost some weight once, but I found it again in the fridge.
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I thought about losing weight once, but I don't like losing.
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch.
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I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
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