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At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up. - Anonymous

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? Anonymous

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. - Dave Barry

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. Dave Barry

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Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

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It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins. Anonymous

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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent. Anonymous

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous

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I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people. Anonymous

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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

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I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

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In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! - Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry! Anonymous

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Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. - Anonymous

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous

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