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When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
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If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won't feel like you are lonely any more.
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I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys.
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