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But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless. - Anonymous

But doctor, where is the umbilical cord? New technology, it's wireless.

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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. Benjamin Franklin

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What did my doctor tell me when I rushed into his office and told him I have 40 seconds to live? Hold on a minute! Anonymous

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My doctor prescribed laughter as the most efficient medicine. Unfortunately the pharmacist said too many people were crying from laughter so it's no longer available. Anonymous

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Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill. - Anonymous

Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill. Anonymous

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"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something? - Anonymous

"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something? Anonymous

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In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." - Anonymous

In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." Anonymous

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget the fruit. Anonymous

I'm so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over. Anonymous

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