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When a telemarketer calls, give the phone to the nearest child and tell them it's Santa on the phone!

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Give me a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.

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If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. - Anonymous

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous

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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. - Anonymous

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If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for 5 minutes. Anonymous

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