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When I find it, I don't need it. When I need it, I can't find it.
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I lost control. Offering reward to anyone who finds it.
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I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind!
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I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
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A few days ago I lost my weapon of Math instruction... my trusty pocket calculator.
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