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You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

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Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong.

Fart when someone hugs you, it makes them feel strong. Anonymous

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I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous

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I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. - Anonymous

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. Anonymous

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A cop pulled me over and told me "Papers", so I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off. Anonymous

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My decision making skills are as good as a squirrel that's crossing the street. Anonymous

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I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong. Charles M. Schulz

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