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Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein
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One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

George W. Bush

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George W. Bush
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

George W. Bush

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. Albert Einstein
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain
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There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart. - Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

Melanie Griffith

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I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso

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The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. Albert Einstein
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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. - Albert Einstein
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education. Albert Einstein
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx
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There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'

Jim Carey

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Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
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Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. - Albert Einstein
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school. Albert Einstein
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?

Pablo Picasso

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The worst thing I can be is the same as everybody else. I hate that.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

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