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I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. - Anonymous

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief. Anonymous

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek works: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom." - Dave Barry

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom." Dave Barry

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. - Anonymous

Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe. Anonymous

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Does refusing to go to the gym count as resistance training? Anonymous

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Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake. Anonymous

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The only exercise I've done this month is running... out of money! Anonymous

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When the teacher said "Don't forget to bring clothes for Gym," I thought "Who is Jim and why doesn't he bring his own clothes?" Anonymous

Ironically jogging pants are mostly worn by the laziest people. Anonymous

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Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired, so I put the block back in the toy box. Anonymous

People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. Anonymous

Napping is the best activity for weight loss, because I can't eat anything when I'm asleep! Anonymous

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