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Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard. Anonymous
I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous
How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous
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Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else. - Anonymous
Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else. Anonymous
I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature. Anonymous
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Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." - Anonymous
Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." Anonymous
If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill
If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill
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Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous. - Anonymous
Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous. Anonymous
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If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle. - Jack Adams
If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

Jack Adams

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. - Anonymous
Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. Anonymous
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. - Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain
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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. - Anonymous
Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Anonymous
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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. - Anonymous
I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. Anonymous
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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it. - Sophie Kinsella
Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Sophie Kinsella

I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop. - Anonymous
I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop. Anonymous
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