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Husband: I am a grown man, stop mothering me. Also husband: Have you seen my keys? Have you seen my wallet? Where did we park? I don't have clean underwear. Anonymous
Marriage Quotes
It's not boring staying in the house for weeks in a row. But how come one bag of rice has 48,356 gains and the other 47,998? Anonymous
"Are you busy tomorrow?" That entirely depends on what you need me to do. Anonymous
Questions Short Quotes
Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. Anonymous
Life always has it's ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy. Anonymous
When I take a shower I'm: 5% cleaning myself, 10% singing, 85% making life changing decisions. Anonymous
The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. Anonymous
One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says "Smell this," it usually smells nice. Anonymous
Man Quotes
A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I'm not overweight, I'm on the wrong planet. Anonymous
Apparently "Spite" is not an appropriate answer to "What motivates you?" Anonymous
Short Quotes
My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Anonymous
Short Quotes
That moment when you finish watching a T.V series and you don't know what to do with your life any more. Anonymous
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