Funny Moments
That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people.
Anonymous
That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
Anonymous
That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.
Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Anonymous
That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation.
Anonymous
All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is one of them.
Erma Bombeck
Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
Anonymous
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Anonymous
That awkward moment when you've said "What?" three times, so you just say "Oh, yeah.." even though you have no idea what they said.
Anonymous
That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it.
Anonymous
That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink.
Anonymous
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