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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. Anonymous
What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills. Anonymous
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Q: How did you vote this year?
A: With a mask and gloves.
Q: And what are you hoping for?
A: That I don't get infected.
Q: No I mean what do you hope will change after your vote?
A: My mask and gloves.
Q: So what do you think the results will be?
A: Some will be positive, some negative. Anonymous
Does anyone else rip off their mask after walking out of a store, like they just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey's Anatomy? Anonymous
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Anonymous
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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? - Anonymous
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Anonymous
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Anonymous
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Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! Anonymous
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Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." Anonymous
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous
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What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. - Anonymous
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous
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24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? Steven Alexander Wright
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Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find? Anonymous
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When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth. Anonymous
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Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. - Anonymous
Why didn't Bruce Willis play the lead role in Titanic? He would have saved everyone. Anonymous
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