Funny Questions
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Anonymous
If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
Anonymous
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
Anonymous
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
Anonymous
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!"
Anonymous
Want someone to stop texting you? Send back 'SERVICE ERROR 305: DELIVERY FAILED, FURTHER MESSAGES WILL BE CHARGED AT A RATE OF $1 PER MESSAGE TO YOUR ACCOUNT."
Anonymous
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