Work Quotes
I told my boss three companies were looking after me and I needed a raise. He asked who they were, so told him the gas, electric and cable company.
Anonymous
Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.
Anonymous
I changed my alarm clock sound with an applause, it's the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.
Anonymous
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