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One day you're 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you're 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice. Anonymous

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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Anonymous

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I hate having a messy house. Not enough to actually clean it, but enough to give it a disgusted stare while I peacefully relax on the couch. Anonymous

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I don't want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school. Anonymous

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You have never experienced true fear until a poster falls off the wall in the middle of the night. Anonymous

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I'm always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing. Anonymous

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Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep. Anonymous

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off. Anonymous

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I'm slowly becoming an adult... please make it stop. Anonymous

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I'm not stubborn, my way is just better than yours. Anonymous

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Me watching Olympics: Woah! That was outstanding! Announcer: Another devastating mistake. Anonymous

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That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better. Anonymous

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I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right. Anonymous

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What if there was no Google? Good question.. I'll have to Google it. Anonymous

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When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Anonymous

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