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That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don't know whether to get dressed or fake an illness. Anonymous

Moments Work Quotes

I think it's clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like. Anonymous

Statements

I don't always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don't know exactly what they do. Anonymous

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Short Quotes

When I get tired of shopping, I sit down and try on shoes. Anonymous

Short Quotes

Shopping is the only exercise I need. Anonymous

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It's not that I want more shoes, it's just that they keep making them in my size. Anonymous

Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

Sophie Kinsella

Life Quotes

Staying in bed all day is my way of saving money. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes

Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. Anonymous

Love Quotes Short Quotes

I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats and write on walls, a practice we still continue to do today on the Internet. Anonymous

Internet Life Quotes

I thought I wanted a career. Turns out all I wanted is paychecks. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes Work Quotes

In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency notify:"I put "Doctor." Anonymous

Witty Quotes

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. Mark Twain

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