Latest Funny Quotes

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withstand tremedous boredom." Dave Barry

Exercise Quotes Sayings

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Robert Frost

Work Quotes

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.

Jack Adams

Famous Quotes Life Quotes Wise Quotes

Once you can accept the universe as being something expanding into an infinite nothing which is something, wearing stripes with plaid is easy. Albert Einstein

Famous Quotes

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Rita Mae Brown

Computers Short Quotes

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

Bernard Bailey

People Quotes Statements

Be warned: I'm bored. This could get dangerous. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill

Life Quotes Short Quotes

When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes in there, and one day I braided them. Steven Alexander Wright

Work Quotes

No, no, I'm listening, it just takes me some time to process so much stupidity all at once. Anonymous

Stupid Quotes

This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long? Anonymous

Short Quotes Work Quotes

And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly. Anonymous

Money Quotes Short Quotes

Start each day with a positive thought, like: "I can go back to bed in just 17 short hours." Anonymous

Life Quotes

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far. Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

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