Latest Funny Quotes

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu. One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment. Anonymous

Questions

You can't run through a campground. You can only "ran," because it's past tents. Anonymous

Sayings

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my word. Anonymous

Short Quotes

If you ever get an email about pork, ham, salt, and preservatives, don't open it. It's spam Anonymous

Sayings

The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet. Anonymous

Sayings

Sorry I'm late, I got here as soon as I wanted to. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

Hold on, let me overthink this. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes

I burned my Hawaiian pizza today. Should've cooked it on aloha temperature. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes

Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I'm ducking so it hits someone else. Anonymous

Life Quotes

How do you feel when the coffee machine is out coffee? Depresso. Anonymous

Life Quotes Questions Short Quotes

I might get a job cleaning mirrors. It's definitely a job I can see myself doing. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Why shouldn't you ever iron a four leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck. Anonymous

Questions

That annoying moment when you're texting someone and auto-correct decides to join the conversation. Anonymous

Moments

I hate it when people ask me to watch their stuff. Like what happens if someone comes and actually tries to steal it? Do I have to fight them? I'm not ready. Anonymous

Life Quotes

Childhood injuries: Fell off my bike, fell out of a tree, twisted my ankle. Adult injuries: Slept wrong, sat down too long, sneezed too hard. Anonymous

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