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Some friends are like the wind, some are like mountains. They come in and breeze out of your life, or they are there for a lifetime. Anonymous

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You know what's funny? Lots of things, so lighten up! Anonymous

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I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life.... hibernation. Anonymous

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I'm not bossy, I just know exactly what you should be doing. Anonymous

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Love many, trust few, always paddle your own canoe. Anonymous

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Two mysterious people live in my house. "Somebody" and "Nobody." Somebody did it and nobody knows who. Anonymous

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out? Anonymous

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Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? Anonymous

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I can't decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life, or they are living it to the fullest. Anonymous

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Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean it won't be a good time. Anonymous

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Facebook needs three buttons, "Like", "Dislike" and "Stop being stupid." Anonymous

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I want to change my name on Facebook to "Nobody," so when I see someone posting something stupid I can Like their post and it will say "Nobody likes this." Anonymous

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True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people... together. Anonymous

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Best friend: the one you can only get mad at for a short period, because you have important stuff to tell them. Anonymous

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Good friends don't let their friends do stupid things alone. Anonymous

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