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Be bold, be italic, but never regular. Anonymous

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I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit. Anonymous

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How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice? Anonymous

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff. Anonymous

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Sometimes I'm grateful that thoughts don't appear as bubbles over our heads. Anonymous

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Friends are like walls, sometimes you lean on them and sometimes it's good just knowing they're there. Anonymous

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I'm a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot. Anonymous

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If only my teeth were as white as my legs. Anonymous

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I'm the kind of crazy you weren't warned about because no one knew this level existed. Anonymous

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Did a cartwheel the other day, thinking it was like riding a bike. It's not. Anonymous

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I'm stuck between "I need to save money" and "You only live once." Anonymous

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Camping: When you spend a small fortune to live like somebody poor. Anonymous

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? Anonymous

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I hate when people ask me what I'm doing tomorrow, I don't even know what I'm doing today. Anonymous

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I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you're an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes. Anonymous

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