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I love ordering things online because when they arrive it's like a present from me to me. Anonymous

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I don't know what's tighter, our jeans or our friendship. Anonymous

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale's mating call. Anonymous

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There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka. Anonymous

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I followed a diet but it didn't follow me back, so I unfollowed it. Anonymous

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I finally found love... in Webster's dictionary, page 357 at the bottom right. Anonymous

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When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers. Anonymous

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Be happy, it drives people crazy. Anonymous

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I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. Anonymous

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You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang. Anonymous

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No one will ever be as entertained by us as us. Anonymous

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Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things. Anonymous

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Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday? Anonymous

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I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right. Anonymous

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Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here. Anonymous

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