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You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you. Anonymous

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For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles. Anonymous

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous

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Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway. Anonymous

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net. Anonymous

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Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams! Anonymous

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Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous

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Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions, chocolate understands. Anonymous

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I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep. Anonymous

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I'm gonna order a pizza 5 minutes before the new year, then when it arrives I'll say I ordered this last year. Anonymous

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities... Anonymous

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Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. Anonymous

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I don't mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years. Anonymous

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary. Anonymous

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Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! Anonymous

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