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I don't think inside the box and I don't think outside the box... I don't even know where the box is. Anonymous

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I think something's missing in my life... Like... 2-3 million dollars. Anonymous

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Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work. Anonymous

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Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%. Anonymous

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Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh. Anonymous

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Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great. Anonymous

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My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it. Anonymous

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You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. Anonymous

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Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. Anonymous

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I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. Anonymous

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Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. Anonymous

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What type of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly squats. Anonymous

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You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!' Anonymous

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Anonymous

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I remember years ago when all I wanted is to be older. I was wrong!! Anonymous

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