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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Life Quotes

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times. Anonymous

Moments Time Quotes Top 100

They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration." Anonymous

Sleep Quotes

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense. Anonymous

Work Quotes

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday. Anonymous

Life Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous

Questions Short Quotes Stupid Quotes

Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today. Anonymous

Life Quotes Sleep Quotes Think Quotes

You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep. Anonymous

Know Quotes Life Quotes Sleep Quotes

You just can't live a full life on an empty stomach. Anonymous

Eat Quotes Life Quotes Short Quotes

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten. Anonymous

Life Quotes Time Quotes Top 100

I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I'm gonna need everybody to stop living here. Anonymous

Life Quotes Stupid Quotes Top 100

I put the "Pro" in procrastinate. Anonymous

Lazy Quotes Sayings Short Quotes

People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes Top 100

Treat me like a joke and I'll leave you like it's funny. Anonymous

Love Quotes Short Quotes Wise Quotes

It was me, I let the dogs out. Anonymous

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