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I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them. Anonymous

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Anonymous

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If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing? Anonymous

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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors. Anonymous

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If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos? Anonymous

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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home. Anonymous

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I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Anonymous

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"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous

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"Don't worry you'll live." What are you a doctor or something? Anonymous

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My boss told me "It's not rocket science." Yeah, almost everything that exists is not rocket science. Anonymous

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge. Anonymous

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Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Anonymous

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That moment when you dip your cookie in milk for too long and it breaks off, then you wonder why bad things happen to good people. Anonymous

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I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment. Anonymous

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do. Anonymous

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