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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous

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I'd take a nerf bullet for you. Anonymous

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Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. Anonymous

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I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky. Anonymous

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When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work. Anonymous

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You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident." Anonymous

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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. Anonymous

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Being married means mostly shouting "What?" from other rooms. Anonymous

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I'm just going to flip this omelette... Okay, we're having scrambled eggs. Anonymous

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. Anonymous

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Pool rules: You're not allowed to do anything that begins with the words 'Hey everyone watch this!' Anonymous

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap. Anonymous

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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous

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You know the potholes on a road are bad when they assign lifeguards to them, in case anybody falls inside. Anonymous

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