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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit. Anonymous

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I'm not really a control freak, but... can I show the right way to do that? Anonymous

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure! Anonymous

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Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? Anonymous

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it. Anonymous

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I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do. Anonymous

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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them. Anonymous

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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. Anonymous

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What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys. Anonymous

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side. Anonymous

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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning. Anonymous

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely! Anonymous

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I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. Anonymous

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In a room full of art, I'd still stare at you. Anonymous

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