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I don't mean to interrupt people, I just randomly remember things and get really excited. Anonymous

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A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could only have one book, what would it be? I always say 'How to Build a Boat.' Steven Alexander Wright

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The right to be heard does not include the right to be taken seriously. Anonymous

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I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. Anonymous

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No matter how bad it gets I'm always rich when I go to the dollar store. Anonymous

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Always be yourself, unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn. Anonymous

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At the end of the day life should ask us "Are you sure you want to save the changes?" Anonymous

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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver. Anonymous

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I don't go crazy, I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. Anonymous

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I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live. Anonymous

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Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous

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What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego. Anonymous

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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is. Anonymous

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Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago? Anonymous

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I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly. Anonymous

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