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At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up. Anonymous

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I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket." Anonymous

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You can't please everyone, you're not a Nutella jar. Anonymous

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Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end. Anonymous

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Seeing a spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears. Anonymous

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I miss the days when you could just push someone in the swimming pool without worrying about their cell phone. Anonymous

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I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous

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Some people have "aha" moments, I just have "Oh Seriously?" moments. Anonymous

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Dear humans, in case you forgot, I used to be your Internet. Sincerely, The Library. Anonymous

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Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade." Anonymous

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They say "don't try this at home" so I'm coming over to your house to try it. Anonymous

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For you, I would swim across the ocean. LOL, just kidding, there are sharks in there. Anonymous

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Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix. Anonymous

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Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it. Anonymous

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Anonymous

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