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Latest quotes in the order they were added.
If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.
Anonymous
I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits."
Anonymous
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
Anonymous
You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.
Anonymous