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Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous

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If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline. Anonymous

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Dear automatic flushing toilet... I appreciate the enthusiasm, but I wasn't done yet. Anonymous

Sayings Top 100

Paper cut: A tree's final moment of revenge. Anonymous

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I made my Facebook name "Benefits," so when you add me now it says "you're friends with benefits." Anonymous

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I know I'm a handful, but that's why you have two hands. Anonymous

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Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. Anonymous

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What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing. Anonymous

Questions

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair. Anonymous

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How does a train eat? Chew, Chew... Anonymous

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I'm not weird, I'm just limited edition. Anonymous

People Quotes Short Quotes

Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day. Anonymous

Exercise Quotes Internet Lazy Quotes

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink. Anonymous

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Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice. Anonymous

Sayings Short Quotes Think Quotes

Dear Diamond, we all know who is really a girl's best friend. Sincerely yours, Chocolate Cake. Anonymous

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